December202008
Colleges, Shakespeare, Cacafuego, Insolence, and Kirby Dances
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Me:
I have no idea
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Me:
why she told me to not apply
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Me:
she just wanted me to cut out the ones
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Me:
that are cut throat and [explicit for female dogs]
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Me:
to get into
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Whitney:
well, that makes sense...
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Me:
i know but at that moment it felt like she took my pride away from me :'(
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Whitney:
well, thou art mortal...
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Me:
thinks't thou
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Whitney:
knowest i do
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Me:
but very little thou knows't
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[a bit later, after not getting a swift response]
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Me:
care to disagree moar =P
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Whitney:
thou art a pantaloon of the highest degree
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Me:
oh! you jest me far too much!
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[after not getting another swift response]
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Me:
simply systematizing sentences to 'semble those of shakespeare's syntax scraps your stature
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Me:
let us settle this in a duel i say!
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Me:
and let us play O Fortuna while it is in commencement!
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Me:
no retort, eh?
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Whitney :
notwithstanding, i was merely replying to a friend's email
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Whitney:
O, most villainous of all villains! Unhand me, gentleman (that I should call you one is ironic) I'll make a ghost of you that lets me.
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Me:
that lets you...what? WHAT? I say.
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Me:
you bescumbering idiot, finish your sentence!
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Whitney:
thy ancestors shall urinate in the pants of the most beloved
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Whitney:
for your follies
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Whitney:
and your foolishness
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Whitney:
thy marked insolence beseeches you to impede this conversation to whence it no longer exists
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[six minutes later]
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Me:
ninnyhammer, beware! your cacafuego means nothing to anyone
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Me:
a dignified individual
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Me:
does not
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Me:
mention ancestors
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Me:
nor
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Me:
does she
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Whitney:
methinks "cacafuego" is a spanish word, not shakespearean diction
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Me:
why, yes sire, it is!
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Me:
i'm sure you know what it stands for
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Me:
as i was saying...
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Me:
nor does such a dignified individual
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Me:
deserve to
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Me:
stay alive
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Me:
i shall let the spirits unsex me tonight!
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Me:
whence they're completely nourish me with ruthlessness
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Me:
the path to your nadir shall be incited!
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Whitney:
.... "unsex" you?
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Whitney:
sure.
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Me:
fa' sho my frenchified lady
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Whitney:
i hate doing stats hw
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Whitney:
i'm not doing it
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Whitney:
^_^
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Me:
that deserves more than a "^_^"
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Me:
it deserves the kirby dance!
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Me:
<(^_^<)(>^_^)>
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Me:
and i have do something much worse than stats hw
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Me:
its called freaking webassign
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[conversation digresses]
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Yeah...so that's how a discussion about colleges turned out.
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And I can't believe she used the word "insolence" that's such a Raghu thing to do.
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Her argument was pretty legit, except for using the word "insolence."
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So who would you say won?
