July242009

Andy Brown Adventures

On the 22nd I decided to go running with Winnie the Pooh at Andy Brown instead of yogurtland. And as you know, Andy Brown is full of Indian kids and parents, white people running with their dogs, pudgy moms and dads wearing tight clothes and speed walking, and teenage couples PDA-ing it up. Highlight of the run:

Winnie the Pooh: Do you think (points at a person walking like 30 feet from us) is fat?

Me: Yes.

Winnie the Pooh: Do you think (person from school) is fat?

Me: Yes.

Winnie the Pooh: Do you think (points at a “fit looking person” approaching us)  is fat?

Me: Yes. You probably think that Anorexia and Bulimia exist coz of people like me.

Both of us: PUAHAHAHAHA.

Me: Okay, we’ve been walking for 1/4 of a mile, lets run (starts with a slow run).

Winnie the Pooh: Alright let’s go (start’s sprinting)

So I start sprinting behind her and people of the demographics stated above stare at both of us since it looked like I was chasing/ragging on her O_O.

I finally catch up to her and tell her that what I observed. We both laughed till we cramped up and had to walk for a while XD

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