December 2008
4 posts
“Good judgment comes from Experience, Experience comes from bad judgment.”
– Mark Twain
Epic fail
Today was epic fail.
I was talking to someone about holiday plans and she told me to guess where she was going. Within a few guesses I gave up. So, she told me she’s going to Nevada. I asked her if she was going there to visit family, but she isn’t. She made me guess what she was gonna do in Nevada. She even said I’ve been there! But I claim I haven’t. I can’t...
Colleges, Shakespeare, Cacafuego, Insolence, and...
Me: I have no idea
Me: why she told me to not apply
Me: she just wanted me to cut out the ones
Me: that are cut throat and [explicit for female dogs]
Me: to get into
Whitney: well, that makes sense...
Me: i know but at that moment it felt like she took my pride away from me :'(
Whitney: well, thou art mortal...
Me: thinks't thou
Whitney: knowest i do
Me: but very little thou knows't
[a bit later, after not getting a swift response]
Me: care to disagree moar =P
Whitney: thou art a pantaloon of the highest degree
Me: oh! you jest me far too much!
[after not getting another swift response]
Me: simply systematizing sentences to 'semble those of shakespeare's syntax scraps your stature
Me: let us settle this in a duel i say!
Me: and let us play O Fortuna while it is in commencement!
Me: no retort, eh?
Whitney : notwithstanding, i was merely replying to a friend's email
Whitney: O, most villainous of all villains! Unhand me, gentleman (that I should call you one is ironic) I'll make a ghost of you that lets me.
Me: that lets you...what? WHAT? I say.
Me: you bescumbering idiot, finish your sentence!
Whitney: thy ancestors shall urinate in the pants of the most beloved
Whitney: for your follies
Whitney: and your foolishness
Whitney: thy marked insolence beseeches you to impede this conversation to whence it no longer exists
[six minutes later]
Me: ninnyhammer, beware! your cacafuego means nothing to anyone
Me: a dignified individual
Me: does not
Me: mention ancestors
Me: nor
Me: does she
Whitney: methinks "cacafuego" is a spanish word, not shakespearean diction
Me: why, yes sire, it is!
Me: i'm sure you know what it stands for
Me: as i was saying...
Me: nor does such a dignified individual
Me: deserve to
Me: stay alive
Me: i shall let the spirits unsex me tonight!
Me: whence they're completely nourish me with ruthlessness
Me: the path to your nadir shall be incited!
Whitney: .... "unsex" you?
Whitney: sure.
Me: fa' sho my frenchified lady
Whitney: i hate doing stats hw
Whitney: i'm not doing it
Whitney: ^_^
Me: that deserves more than a "^_^"
Me: it deserves the kirby dance!
Me:
Me: and i have do something much worse than stats hw
Me: its called freaking webassign
[conversation digresses]
Yeah...so that's how a discussion about colleges turned out.
And I can't believe she used the word "insolence" that's such a Raghu thing to do.
Her argument was pretty legit, except for using the word "insolence."
So who would you say won?
Nammaka Thappani - Bommarillu
Unfortunately, I...